this gif is evil
This is a sin
Facebook: Watch this cool video of something cool.
Me: Nahhhh, if it’s good they’ll be gifs of it on tumblr in like, four days.
Dog’s Favorite Thing Is A Bottomless Red Bucket
Ever since I found that magic lamp my favorite thing has been a bottomless bottle of vodka what do you think would be a good name for carrot juice with vodka they go together surprisingly well?
#5 and #6 answer the question, “What’s it like to like in British Columbia in the Summer” and “What’s it like to live in BC in the winter?”
Eighteen-year-old Brazilian Elisany de Cruz Silva, 6’8”, announced her engagement to her boyfriend of three years, Francinaldo da Silva, 5’4”. My favorite part of the video is in the grocery store because it has a lot of fruits I’ve never seen before!
Keep your hopes up Sailor Jupiter; it can happen.
I don’t know where I came across this, but it’s witty as fuck (via naartje)
Take note college campuses (and the world, by extension).
Always reblog the Ballad of Cracker von Patriarch.
Obama’s plan to fix the economy
Pretty sure that’s Mamoru Chiba in the grey suit.
if u don’t get a reply i’m either
- watching tv series
- or i just hate you
I’m doing all six right now.
you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink
Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.
My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”
I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then
yeah wow that’s spot on perfect
I had a girlfriend once that used malaphors, unintentionally I think. She was really good at it! She would say things like, “He eats like a fish”, so naturally that you wouldn’t think anything of it, but then three days later you would be, like … wait a minute … ??