this gif is evil

this gif is evil


This is a sin


This is a sin

Facebook: Watch this cool video of something cool.

Me: Nahhhh, if it’s good they’ll be gifs of it on tumblr in like, four days.


Dog’s Favorite Thing Is A Bottomless Red Bucket

Ever since I found that magic lamp my favorite thing has been a bottomless bottle of vodka what do you think would be a good name for carrot juice with vodka they go together surprisingly well?

#5 and #6 answer the question, “What’s it like to like in British Columbia in the Summer” and “What’s it like to live in BC in the winter?”

Keep your hopes up Sailor Jupiter; it can happen.

Dude, you’re so edgy and politically incorrect. it’s totally ironic and satirical how you regurgitated those ancient and threadbare stereotypes. It reminds me of my great great great great grandpa, Cracker von Patriarch, who also challenged the status quo by embracing it with loving tenderness.

I don’t know where I came across this, but it’s witty as fuck  (via naartje)


(via killyourenemies)

Take note college campuses (and the world, by extension).

(via note-a-bear)

Always reblog the Ballad of Cracker von Patriarch.

(via mumblingsage)


Obama’s plan to fix the economy

Pretty sure that’s Mamoru Chiba in the grey suit.


Obama’s plan to fix the economy

Pretty sure that’s Mamoru Chiba in the grey suit.


if u don’t get a reply i’m either 

  • eating
  • sleeping
  • blogging
  • masturbating
  • watching tv series 
  • or i just hate you 

I’m doing all six right now.




you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then


yeah wow that’s spot on perfect

I had a girlfriend once that used malaphors, unintentionally I think. She was really good at it! She would say things like, “He eats like a fish”, so naturally that you wouldn’t think anything of it, but then three days later you would be, like … wait a minute … ??